WHy did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has a eating disorder
So a guy walks into gas station and walks to the person working and says “can I have a kitcat chuncky” so she gets him one and then he says “no I want a normal kitcat you fat bitch”.
Did you hear about the tomato and the lettuce race?
Well, the lettuce was ahead, and the tomato was trying to ketchup!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might DRUM up and appetite
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
