Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and I feel better.
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
Your face.
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!