Appearance jokes

When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.

You're built like a double cheeseburger.

Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.

Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.

You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.

That face needing some laughing pills.

You're so short, Aiden looked tall.

Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.

Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.

You're more uglier.

Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.

Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.

When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.

Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

"You is so black your mama fainted."

Josh is chubby.

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"