Appearance jokes

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.

You're so short, Aiden looked tall.

Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.

Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.

You're more uglier.

Josh is chubby.

Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.

What's the difference between your mom and a troll?

Nothing, they both look the same.

You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!

Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!

Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.