Appearance jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

"Orla Doyle is fit."

Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.

Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."

Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."

To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.

You're built like a double cheeseburger.

Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"

Where would the next Formula race happen?

Answer: On your flat chest.

Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.

You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.

Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.

Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.

Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?