Appearance Jokes

Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."

As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒

"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."

Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.

This is how @The Ugly Rats cousin Looks like

A young blonde girl with a white patterned shirt smiles and points directly at the viewer.

When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.

Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.

Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.

You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.

Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.

Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.

The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.

A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.

Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute.

She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office. The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.

He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."