Appearance jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.

Your face.

Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.

Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.

Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!

When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."

Q: What is Trump?

A: An oversized oompa loompa.

Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.

You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.

I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.

You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.