Appearance jokes
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.