Appearance jokes

You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!

Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.

What's the difference between your mom and a troll?

Nothing, they both look the same.

Josh is chubby.

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.

If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.

Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.