One day I told my wife that she drew her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and I feel better.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and feel better.
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.
So a girl says your so ugly to me and she says “I’m the prettiest girl” I say “yea a pretty girl for a ogre 👹”
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
