Appearance jokes

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

I took a plane to go see my hairline.

Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

Your hairline so far back.

Even LeBron James had a good laugh!

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

Mase looks like a fat gay dude.

You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.

Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.

Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.