Appearance jokes

Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.

Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.

Make like your hairline and scram!

Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.

Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.

Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.

Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.

Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.

Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.

Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.