Appearance jokes
I think your hairline is too stupid.
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
Story done. Please like.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!