Appearance jokes
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
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Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.