Appearance jokes
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.
We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.
Comment if I'm ugly.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.