Appearance jokes
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
Like if you think oily men are hot.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
You're more uglier.