Appearance jokes
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Hairline got repossessed.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.