Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮
B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
The US Navy Atlantic Fleet is closing in on the North American shores. Suddenly a blip on the radar appears and the radio starts crackling:
"Hello, please divert to 5° East to avoid collision. Thank you."
The commander starts answering:
"No, you divert 5° West to avoid collision. Over!"
"Sorry, sir, you are the one who should divert to 5° East! Over!"
"Listen to me, you asshole! We are the USS Washington, and we have an entire fleet at our disposal, and be sure we'll use all means necessary to keep ourselves safe!"
After a moment of silence, the radio crackled again:
"In case you still haven't figured out, we can't move BECAUSE THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE!"
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea? A LightBulbasaur.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
