Apparent

Apparent Jokes

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

My Dad was mowing the grass today. I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.

How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Stranger.

Stranger who?

Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?

Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!

#HOMIEZ4Life

P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)

What is it called when you whoop a donkey?

A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.

I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me, "Yeah, I can read braille." So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read, "Screw you, asshole."

1

How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?

Apparently not enough to impress him.

2

He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.