Guy spills milk on me. I say, "It's okay, we all make mistakes sometimes, but apparently your mom made a big one."
Apparent Jokes
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
