ANS jokes
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.
Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday. 🤭
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Just cut the rope.
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.
"This place looks scary," the kid said.
And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?
"No Way Home."
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.
How to make an orphan's hand bleed? By making them clap until their parents come back.
One day, an orphan threw a boomerang, and it didn’t come back like its parents.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
Three people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from, but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free."