ANS jokes
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
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What’s the difference a hooker an a drug dealer...?? A hooker can wash her crack an resell it.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜