ANS jokes
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.