ANS jokes
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.