ANS jokes
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.