ANS jokes
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...