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What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
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If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.