ANS jokes
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.