ANS jokes
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.