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Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

Answer: They don’t know where home is.

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS'

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3

Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.

Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.

You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.

Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.

Also me: Are you okay?

Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?

Me: Because you have no family.

What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?

A dog gets adopted.

My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"

Comment down below, does your grandma do this?

There is an upside to being an orphan.

Every bag of chips is family size.

Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.

So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.

Why does an orphan play GTA?

To get wanted.

Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?

Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?

A leaf.