ANS jokes
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.