ANS jokes
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What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.