ANS jokes

What is an orphan's least favorite show?

"Full House."

Why is it ok to hit an orphan?

Because they can't call their parents.

What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?

One is wanted.

What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?

"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.

I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.

Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?

I asked an orphan where his parents were.

(God, I wish I knew)

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until their parents come home.

On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?

Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.

They had to call an archeologist.

Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."

Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.

What is an orphan's least favorite snack?

"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"

Kid: Mom! You lied to me!

Mom: When?

Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!

Mom: Sooo?

Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?

Mom: WHAT!!!??!!

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"Spider-Man: Homecoming"