ANS jokes

Actor

  • As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

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  • Orphanage

  • I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?

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  • Orphan

  • I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.

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  • Orphan

  • How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

    Tell them to clap until their parents come home.

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  • Scale

  • On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?

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