What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up
mole
A family put their kid and their dog in an Orphanage but came back for only the dog.
what's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
they both live underground, except for the eagle
what do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
a peking duck
What do you call cat that walk slow?
CATerpillar
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald D*ck
Pokemon:Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side.
my friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why are the local animal control at my door
What do you call a bee that produces milk, booby.
Brown bear Brwn bear what do you see i see a blind man looking at me blind man blind man what do you see. Oh sorry i forgot you cant see.
Caesar salad jack and jill little johny koala Zebra monkey vegetables bus baa bus
Foxy the fox the was a careless fox she didn't care about her friend Froggy Froggy was a careful frog One day froggy dicided to teach the fox a lesson Foxy was in her bed sleeping When froggy made her room an entire mess She got up and then the mother berated her up for not cleaning her room From now she is a careful fox
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo? You can't wash your face in a buffalo
I was walking down main street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get a my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, expeciy when your a furry."
what happened when the Cheetah took to many baths? He became spotless!!!
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his QUACK-dealer.
Whats the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
