pov when the orphan kid goes to cherch and thay hav to swer on something the kid i swere on my...frends oh wait i dont have any
why couldn't the annoying dog get on papyrus's nerves? HE'S A SKELETON.HE DOSEN'T HAVE ANY.
How is $ex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What happens when you have dry elbows at work? You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
"How does dry skin affect you at work?" "You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
Want to know how you make any salad into a ceasar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
not a joke any girls looking for a steamy hot man
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore? Because all the Mexicans that can run swim or jump are already here.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
