I searched up self harm jokes clean but I couldn't find any :[
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.
Me telling depression and suicide joke in front of my friends. My friends: ........ oh wait i dont have any, so nothin to worry about here.
How is $ex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get the open a shop on it!
So i went to the doctors and the doctor said "Pick a star sign any star sign" So i said "Aquarius" And the doctor said "nah mate you've got cancer"
the orphan: why don't my parents love me? me: because you don't have any
I walked in to the doctors surgery and and he said to me "pick a star sign any star sign" "I said Capricorn" He said "Nahh you got cancer"
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it jokes on her she doesn't have any fingers.
F is for friends who don't talk to you. U is for Ur alone. N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.
I like my men like i like my whiskey. irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxegen.
Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up
if your left nut was thanksgivin and uour right nut was chismas than you wouldent have any balls because their holadaiys
it's not funny to joke about orphans, without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: *cries*
*A priest walks into a wine store*
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms. Knock knock, Who’s there? Not lil Susie
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any mexicans.
