Ani jokes
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
I'm not sure if you have any feelings because everything about you seems very dull.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.