2001 Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom whats dark humor?" I thought about it than said, "Go wave to that blind person" and he just looked at me, confused, but angry.
What do you call angry midgets? short tempered
my dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls, hes the one that told me always aim for them, is that why i dont have a brother
What do you call an angry shopper? A cuss-tomer
Bill gets home from work late again, and Susan is angry. She hollars at Bill, "I AM FURIOUS. WHEN I GO OUTSIDE TOMORROW THERE BETTER BE SOMETHING THAT GOES FROM 0 to 200 IN 6 SECONDS". Bill Says, "Ok". The next morning there is a box outside! Susan opens it..It's a scale! Bill hasn't been seen since October 2, 2002.
What does a cat say when it's angry? - Stop stressing meowt! 😂😂😂😂😂
An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes. So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady. Like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it! What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph! What is Santa's favourite breakfast? SnowFLAKES! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
i tried to fight a razor. it cut me so deep i tought i would die.. turns out he didnt kill me. i was never happy but that shit made me angry
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan hit them
It's not like they can tell their parents
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.
When you’re angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
why were the twin towers angry on 9/11? because they orderd a peperoni pizza but all they got instead was plane
what do the twin towers and angry birds' pigs have in common? they always getting hit.
Why was the cookie angry because someone ate the chips
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class. I started playing the angry birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like an bomb, and I landed on the ground
why was the Pakistani bomber angry since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain
