Bitter

Bitter Jokes

Nickname

A nickname to call your short GF:

Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok

Coffee

The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.

Black and bitter.

Assault

Today was a bittersweet day...

Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!

Orphanage

An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.

Vegetable

If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.