A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
Bitter Jokes
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.