Bitter jokes
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
So, a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him. He was about to jump until he saw from a mountainside a little guy with no arms dancing around. So he thought, "Maybe my life ain't so bad." So he went to the mountainside. "Thank you," he said, "I was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until I saw you dancing, even though you have no arms. Dancing?" the armless man said bitterly, "My asshole itches and I can't scratch it."
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
Community talk
Ephesians 4:31-32
Get rid of all bitterness, rage and anger, brawling and slander, along with every form of malice. Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you.
GENESIS 27 Jacob 1And it came to pass, that when Isaac was old, and his eyes were dim, so that he could not see, he called Esau his eldest son, and said unto him, My son: and he said unto him, Behold, here am I. 2And he said, Behold now, I am old, I know not the day of my death: 3now therefore take, I pray thee, thy weapons, thy quiver and thy bow, and go out to the field, and take me some venison; 4and make me savou… Read more