The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee. Black and bitter.
Why wont cannibals eat divorced women?
Just to Bitter.
A orphanage is like a horse rescue, you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bitter.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiter sweet?
Orbiter: Or bitter
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table
A NICKNAME TO CALL YOUR SHORT GF
LITTLE ANKLE BITTER MASTER YODA HASBULA MY LITTLE EWOK
so a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him he was about to jump until he saw from a mountain side a little guy with no arms dancing around so he thought maybe my life aint so bad so he went to the mountain side thank you he said i was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until i saw you dancing even though youu have no arms dancing? the armless man said bitterly my asshole itches and i cant scratch it
Today was a bitter-sweet day... Bad news is my friend was assaulted, good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry, was bitter
