Angry jokes
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
A guy starts texting a cute girl and asks her to give him her phone number so he can call her. The girl says, "OK, but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number. Then I am gonna be your girlfriend and will meet you somewhere." He transfers her the balance and calls her, but it turns out the girl was actually a guy making him a fool. He blocked him.
The next day, he was very angry about himself being a fool, so he thought he'd do the same. He makes a fake girl account and starts texting with some random guy, and then he asks that guy to send him balance. Suddenly, his father came into his bedroom and asked, "Son, can you send me some balance? I am gonna send you cash after sometime." That guy looks at his father with suspicious eyes, and then he calls that random number. Suddenly his father's phone starts ringing......
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!