what do the twin towers and angry birds' pigs have in common? they always getting hit.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class. I started playing the angry birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like an bomb, and I landed on the ground
Why was the cookie angry because someone ate the chips
why was the Pakistani bomber angry since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain
why were the twin towers angry on 9/11? because they orderd a peperoni pizza but all they got instead was plane
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing why women make you angry for nothing
A guy start texting a Cute girl and ask to give her phone no. So he can't call her the girl ok but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number then I am gonna be your gf and will meet you somewhere the transfer her the balance and called her but turn out the girl was actually a guy making him fool he blocked him. Next day he was very angry about himself being fool so thought he gonna do the same he make a fake girl account and start texting with some random guy and then he ask that guy to send him balance. Suddenly his father came in his bedroom and ask " son can you send me some balance i am gonna send you can after sometime" that guy look at his father with suspicious eyes and then he call that random number suddenly his father phone start ringing......
you know why hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? because it made him angry.
What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
Clash Royale=CR Angry Birds=AB Minecraft=MC Talking Ben=TB Clash of Clans=COC🤨
When I trying to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
why was the toilet angry? because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
what do you call an angry panera bread panera slapped
Why was I angry on my plane, because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes
What does a butt do when it is angry
Butt crack
Why were the twin towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni and all they got was place
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
Damn this new angry birds is fire
short people tend to get angry easily....
cause there so close to the ground there anger dosent despite easily....