I don't have luck with other angels.
So I just WING IT!
Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "You forgot the remote!"
Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
you want to her a cheezy pizza joke-never mind its to cheezy hehehehehe
Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to go through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them, "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven."
The first guy says, "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times." The angel gives him an old model pick up. The second guy says, "11 years and only once," and is granted a Mercedes.
The last man says, "20 years and not once. I loved her with all my heart," and with the angel impressed, he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later, the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says, "I know we are dead, but it could be much worse."
The guy looks up and says, "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard!"
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
My mom's name is Angel and she is nothing like one:) Especially in bed...
[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”
Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”
God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”
God: “Steven, join us.”
*sees the staircase to heaven*
Steven: “Shit.”
God creating bees.
God: "Put a needle on their butt."
Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"
God: "Make its puke delicious."
Angel: "WTF"
God creating spiders.
God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear.
Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.
I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
How many dead strippers does it take to change a light.
At least 13 because my basement is still dsrk
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
