And jokes

I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?

Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.

The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."

Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.

Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?

They both charge.

When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.

When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.

What's brown and sticky?

What did you think! A stick......

What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?

What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for

I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.

I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had fun, and I had to.

What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.

I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.

What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.