And jokes

I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had fun, and I had to.

What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?

What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?

Toot and poop.

My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."

"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂

What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.

Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"

What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?

They both charge.

When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)

Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?

He had a 6 cents of humor.

How did the Iron and Gold start dating?

They met on TINder.

August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.

Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."

A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."

The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.

FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS

Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.

What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.

Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.

The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.

Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.