And jokes
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late!
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
Friends, gather here.
Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Memes
Can't believe this movie came out in 2005.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!