And jokes

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.

What do you and Joe Biden have in common?

Nobody loves you or him.

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Everyone at the Queen's funeral:

Me and the boys getting her reboot card.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?

Usain Bolt finished the races.

I'm all panic and no disco.

You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.

All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.

If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.

What is brown and sticky? A stick!

My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.

Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs.

The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"

Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."

What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?

Fruits get picked.