And jokes

What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?

Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).

What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.

What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?

A food fight and a water fight!

how old are my girlfriends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters

What’s the difference between God and Hitler?

God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.

Why is it that skinny men love fat women?

Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

AI - AI - Rabo several projects:

Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”

Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”

What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?

They both don’t work.

What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?

They both be fucking sugar daddies.

About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.

The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"

Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"

A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”

The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”

I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

It was wrong on so many levels.

What is long and the line is black?

The line at KFC.

What do asses and secrets have in common?

Both are better when not leaked!