And jokes

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."

What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?

Pikachu, I choose you!

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...

An apple has a family tree.

Why is LeBron James an orphan?

Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.

Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."

Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.

Nope, nope, and nope.

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

What's the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked.

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.

I brought a cow and named him Mayo.

Mayo Neighs!

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.

Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.

One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"