And jokes

Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

I'm all panic and no disco.

What's the difference between school and Hell?

There is no difference.

If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.

What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.

Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.

I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...

What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?

Fruits get picked.

A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.

How dairy!

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"

I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"

What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.

All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One gets picked.