And jokes

Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.

They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.

What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?

The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?

A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.

I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.

What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't own a Ferrari.

Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.

Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.

Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂

To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?

(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.

Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"

Hi, my name isn't Pi.

Look up at the sky and wonder why.

Why are you alive?

What do you call onions and beans?

Tear gas.

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Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!

What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?

I couldn't give a fuck about either.