And jokes

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...

An apple has a family tree.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.

What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.

Memes

Mom

When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?

One is beautiful.

Justin Bieber

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

Doctor

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

Door

Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?

The seventh door.

Love

My love for you is like poop.

Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.

Wnba

I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.

A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.

Diabetes

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.

No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.

KFC

What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.

Dolphin

A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.

Orphan

What do blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can’t see their parents.