And jokes

Fridge

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”

I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!

Orphan

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.

Life

I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.

Plane

What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"

Memes

Math

Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.

Night

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

Cow

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

An interrupting cow.

And inter-moo!

Dad

What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?

About 15 stone.

Homosexual

What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?

When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩

Card

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?

And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁

Emo

What are the similarities between apples and emos?

They both hang from trees.

Tower

What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?

People jumped off a building to escape it.

French

When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,

and then you remember you’re French.

People

What do suicidal people and apples have in common?

They both hang from trees.

Rhyme

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.