And jokes
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Memes
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.