And jokes

What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?

A puppy, you dirty monkey!

How to kick a deaf person off the plane:

Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.

Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.

Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.

What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.

Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.

Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.

A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."

He couldn't shoot straight.

A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.

What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.

Why are there only 363 days for orphans?

Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.

What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.

A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.

A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"

The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?

At least gorillas don't abort their own.

Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.

Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."

I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.