And jokes

So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.

What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple can trace back its family tree.

My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?

Nothing.

What do birds and children have in common?

If you shoot them, they die.

What's the difference between family and cats...

Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.

The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.

I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"

What's blue, red, and white and dead all over?

Trump's dead Russian mates.

I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.

What's big and black?

My balls.

Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.

Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?

What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

My girl asked me if I had seen a gorilla anywhere. I told her yes, I did see one a minute ago at the Central Park Zoo. He said if you don't behave, he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abandoned for good.

You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.

When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.