And jokes
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
Memes
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.