And jokes
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.
My last best man's speech was like the marriage--short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
Memes
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!