And jokes

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!

A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"

And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"

John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.

What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...

What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?

The cowgirl.

Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.

What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?

Your mom finishes.

What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?

At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.

What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?

Babies are healthier.

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.

What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.

Why do orphans always get picked on?

They can't run and tell their parents.

I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.

I love working in an orphanage.

"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?

The fridge actually runs.

What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?

A: Garry Glitter's boots.

What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandma's pussy and sucking them out?

Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13.

Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"

What's the difference between you and an orphan?

Nothing.