And jokes

What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?

They are both hard.

Like and comment if you play Fortnite!

What's the difference between an emo and a banana?

They both hang like apples.

Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.

A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”

Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick

It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.

What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.

I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.

Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.

What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?

The apple... the emo just hangs there.

What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?

Glockamole.

Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.

What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.

I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.

And my driver's license got revoked too.

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?

An emo.

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."