And jokes
A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
Penis and balls.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
Memes
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
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When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.