And jokes

Women say men are trash.

Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...

When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺

Me and 1/2 of my friends.

Let's beat that "lEtS gET 69 LikEs anD CoMmEntS" with 21 dislikes on this post. #21gang

I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.

Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.

Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.

What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?

They're both gay and use knives.

Fuck you and your shitty family!

Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?

They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.

Oil and Ass.

Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.

Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.

Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.

Big Wet Butts 5.

There Will Be Cum 9.

Mandingo Rocks That Ass.

Big Butts Like It Big 2.

Blowjob Ninjas 5.

Keep It Right There 2.

Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6

OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.

The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.

So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?

A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.

Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.

Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.

What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!

What is the similarity between women and freezers?

We like to put our meat in them.

Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.

Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?

A: He's the one the sheep fuck!

(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)