And jokes
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."
Memes
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
Alya and freshfry talking.
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
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Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
"Up your butt and around the corner!"
Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.