And jokes

How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.

A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.

He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.

What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!

Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!

What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.

What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?

What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?

What is the difference between a comma and a period?

A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.

What's something yellow and cannot swim?

A bus full of children.

Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?

Because they don't have a home.

I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.

I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.

Why did the alligator see a crocodile?

Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.

People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.

I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.

I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:

"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."

....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.

RIP Meh Soul.

I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.

What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.

Or a stick with poo on it.

What's the difference between Axne and a priest??

One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.