And jokes

What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?

They're both gay and use knives.

Let's beat that "lEtS gET 69 LikEs anD CoMmEntS" with 21 dislikes on this post. #21gang

I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.

Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.

Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.

OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!

What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

Oil and Ass.

Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.

Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.

Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.

Big Wet Butts 5.

There Will Be Cum 9.

Mandingo Rocks That Ass.

Big Butts Like It Big 2.

Blowjob Ninjas 5.

Keep It Right There 2.

Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

"Orphans get picked."

What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.

Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.

I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."

What is the difference between me and a retard?

At least I have chromosomes.

One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.

I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.

It's a sad state of affairs.

Penis and balls.

John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"

Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."

What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?

They are both gay.

It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.

I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿‍♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭