And jokes

What's brown and white with red all over?

Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.

I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!

An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.

What is 6 inches and has nuts?

A Snickers bar.

What's the difference between me and you?

Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?

Shrek's dick.

What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with the terrorist.

My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!

You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.

The female ones are called "bitch."

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

Person 2: What was it?

Person 1: He went as himself.

Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.

A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"

What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?

A mosque after a missile strike.

EVERYONE:

"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"

My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.

Why do orphans become bullies?

Because their mum and dad were never there for them.

My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!

Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.

"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."