And jokes
My dad and I were playing hide and seek. I still haven’t found him. It’s been 15 years.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.
Memes
Chat date for Gwen and Tj.
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
And just look up anything that is hot! And don't forget to comment!
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong and no?
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.