And jokes
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
Memes
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Like and comment if you will be my friend!
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.