And jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.

What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."

The other sibling said, "You are, too."

Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."

And the sibling says, "We're twins."

The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."

What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?

Spam.

What type of clock is both cringe and an app?

TikTok.

9 months before I was born,

I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.

Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.

God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!

How do you communicate to the dead?

Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!

What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.

I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.

Squirrel: I got a joke.

Dog: What the hell is it?

Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.

What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.

The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.

My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".

Love is in the air...

Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!

What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?

Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.

The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.

What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?

Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.