And jokes

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.

What's black, long and full of seamen?

A submarine.

My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.

What's the difference between 20 and 14?

9 to 10 years.

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.

Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?

Apex Legends: exists.

Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."

symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?

symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?

angela: Because you are the thot of the group.

symple: Well it takes one to know one.

symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"

angela: FUCK OFF!

What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?

One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.

Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...

Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?

My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.

Mom, why was I adopted?

Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!

Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!

What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.

What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?

Oh wait, I am because she's 10.

Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?

A: Gonorrhea.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Through highs and lows, I'll be here for you.

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.