American

American Jokes

Tower

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost 2 towers.

Tower

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost two towers!

Land

This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"

Bathroom

If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

Chinese

How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.

Color

What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?

They both have a history of separating colors.

Tower

(Not an orphan joke).

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they've lost 2 towers.

Attack

Why did my dad cross the road?

To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.

Chess

In British chess I guess they play without a queen...

But in American chess they play without 2 towers.

Gun

Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?

Because it's the average class size.

Gun

Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?

'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.

School shooting

So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."

Self-defense

Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?

American: Self defense.

Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?

Bathroom

If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?

A European.

School shooting

Why are school shootings branded “very American”?

1. They usually happen in the USA.

2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.

Tower

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they're missing two towers.