"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
"Tayam, I am."
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
I am Araf, and I am clumsy.
🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
I went 80 mph in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed, "Am I hallucinating?"
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
