I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
Amativeness Jokes
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
One time my boyfriend and I were playing the tickle game and I tickled him on his thighs by accident, and I said, "Oh no, I am dead."
Then he started tickling me on my thighs up to my vagina, and then I moaned while laughing and told him, "STOP, please."
Then he said, "That's what I thought," and I was like, you cheated. He was like, "You first did it."
So he went to the restroom and pulled down his pants. Then I jumped on him and pulled his dick five times, and he screamed, and I quickly ran out and laughed. Then he ran to me, and I screamed, and he started eating my pussy and fingering me while I said, "Okay, okay, stop."
And he stopped and started sucking my boobs and giving me hickeys while I said, "Please stop," and then I pushed him off, and he turned me around and put his dick in my hole, and I said, "Owwwwwwww."
Then he said, "Play with me, I'll fuck you up."
I said, "Ughh," and slapped him.
"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is.”
Gaming, uh?
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am high and so are you.
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
